Lyrics or album names crack me up if you interpret them literally.
1. “Watch the throne”: I imagine Kanye has to step out, but he needs to use the toilet and he doesn’t want anyone else in there before him, so he asks Jay-Z to watch the toilet for him
2. “Where Da Hood At” – possibly one of my favorite DMX songs. Yes, I freakin’ love DMX. Do not mess with me when I’m stalking around NYC with DMX in my ears. Anyway, I imagine DMX riding a turquoise Vespa and asking some old lady “where da hood at?” as if he’s just tooting around, looking.
3. Pitbull. His lyrics are ridiculous. “i’m the plumber tonight, i’ll check your pipes, oh, you the healthy type. Well, here goes some egg whites” You know, it’s Pitbull, he’s at your house working on your plumbing, making you an egg white omelet.
4. Shakira. “Lucky that my breasts are small and humble. So you don’t confuse them with mountains” Her boobs are all “oh, it was nothing really, no thanks needed, all in a days work.” Otherwise, you’d be like “SHIT LADY, I THOUGHT THOSE WERE MOUNTAINS!” as you try to get your grappling hook dug into them.
Enjoy:[by the always mind tickling Jessica Wu Ramirez]